The ceiling fan rolls over,
A useless husband doobie—
A redundant door, a teacher’s
Commands for blacktop basketball,
And grammar--the consistent
Sentiment of flight.
The businessman with mustard on his polo says,
“70% of shoppers off this coupon-site
Are women. Think facials, creams…”
Death in an improved manner.
I tried it & now I’m happy with my face.