At the zoo they put the animals in a cage
And the fear that they’re all staging
Their escape invites them to be closely observed.
You always get what you never deserved.
Give my asshole a little tickle
And I’ll take you to the store
Just down the shady way
And I’ll buy you such a good pickle
You’ll be glad you gave my asshole that little tickle.
Then we’ll drink some George Dickel and I’ll give your asshole a tickle
And we’ll watch Taxi Driver and laugh at Travis Bickle
Until we get hungry for more pickles
And kill everyone with hammer and sicles so we can steal their pickles.