Last Year, May 13 Was a Friday

And on that Friday, people who make stuff at our studio or not at our studio had us a little show at a little gallery called "This Way Out" (or maybe it was called ACHA!--an acronym for "Athens Can Haz Art?").  Either way it was a real slow-grinder, dirty-grinder of a show.  Tons of people came out and feigned interest, and we feigned interest  in their feigning.  It was a fawning good time.  I sold some pieces.  I promised to give others away for free.  I had some wine and some bread with french fries in it.  Jason got told to fuck off, or something like that, by the lady who ran the little gallery, and I told some disrespectful old fogies who had contentment gleaming in their eyes to go fuck off too.  Anyways, here's a price list for some of the artworks that were up.  Maybe I can find some photos or vids or that poem about our dead friend who we held the show in honor of...

1.  *^^//aLoNE iN VeGaS>>?***   Sarah B

2)     Just the Tit—Sarah Beckwith      $50

3)    Bon Jovi—Sarah B.    $50

4)    And Steve Wang Wuz Lik K in I Wear Dat?—Sarah B   $50

5)    I Love Myself, Look at Me—Sarah Beckwith    $50

6)    I <3 2 Serv U—Sarah B.   $50

7)    Ladiez Nite—Sarah Beckwith          $50

8)    Long Hair and Beautiful Nails—Sarah Beckwith      $50

9)    Will we be Best Friendz 4eva?—Sarah Beckwith    $50

10)  LipStick Republicans—Sarah Beckwith    $50

11)  Young, Foxy & Rohypnol—Nelms   $15

12. Futuristic Smartphone (Biotechnology, is that what it’s called?)—Nelms  $100

13)  Date-Rape Rabies of the Kind Unknown to Credit Unions—Nelms  $100

14)  Faun—Matherly $200

15)  Why Don’t We Just Have a Cheezburgah & Shut Up—Nelms   $25

16)  Untitled—Caleb $45

17)  Gay Rights Orchestral Movements (GROMs)—Laura McGuire   $15

18)  My Pet Cat—Nick Kalivoda   $15

19)  Arachne—Matherly $200

21)  Lazik Sartre—Ben Webster   $15

22) Rude Girl—Nelms $25

23)  Untitled—Caleb $45

24)  Untitled—Caleb $45

25) Untitled—Caleb $45

26) Untitled—Caleb $80

27)  Ogre—Matherly (NFS)

28)  Chillin’ is a Donut Form of Worry—Nelms $15

29)  Picnic in Park—Sarah Beckwith  $25

30)  King—Matherly $25

31)  Banana—Matherly $25

32)  Troll—Matherly (NFS)

33)  Ink Chronograph of Darrell L. Burrow, Defense Attorney at Large—Nelms    $50

34)  Honoring the Fallen—Sarah Beckwith   $25

35)  9 Masks—Matherly $25 each

36)  Untitled—Caleb $45

38)  O my!! This precious pup is so pretty in her sparkly collar!—Scott Creney  $275

40)  Jeanne, Comrade of Gilles—Tara Taylor   $15

42) Untitled—Caleb $80

43)  Cowboys vs. Boozhes—Nelms  $25

45) Untitled—Caleb $80

47)  Don’t Get Brief With the Boxers—Kelley Doyle-Mace (?)    $15

48) Thank Jesus 4 Republicanz—Nelms $15

50)  5 Busts—Matherly $50 each

51)  Piece of Food Part 1—Nelms   $25

52)  Manticore—Matherly $400

53)  Abe Lincoln as a Type-C Virus—Nelms   $35

54)  Untitled—Kelley           $15

55)  Untitled—Kelley           $15

56)  Untitled—Caleb $45

57) & 58)      Man & Woman $50 each (or $75 for the pair—incentive!)

59) Father & Son—Nelms $30

60) Man & Totem—Matherly $50

62)  Shitwhiskers—Nelms & McGuire   $15

63)  Untitled—Caleb $45

64)  Untitled—Caleb $45

65) Untitled—Andy Giannakakis $5

66)  Down at the Gym I Got Swolled—Andy Giannakakis   $30

67)    Karen’s Disco Dinosaur—Karen Uhlmeyer--$25

68)    Dollahs and $en$e, yall—Nelms--$75

69)    Spencer Spiderkatt—Nelms--$25

70)    Hate-Baby—Nelms--$45

71)    Not Purty—Luc Frolet & Laurel Denham--$30

72)    Dippin’ Dots & Mopeds (God is a spring break indiscretion gutted by relaxing coconuts) —Nelms   $40

73)    Leopard--Matherly $25

74)    Cunny Isle Benusement Park—Nelms & Matherley--$25

75)    Sissy, 24 yrs, w/ David Bowie Eyes

76)    Caleb $80 (?)

77)    Andy for $5

78)    Motherfucking fish eating motherfucking worm--by THE BOYS

79)    Stork--Matherly $300

80)    caleb $80ish

81)    caleb $sure, why not 80

82)    Same as that last one

83)    Man and Sun--Matherly $25

84)    Caleb 80

85)    Neoclassical Portrait of Thom Yorke—Uhlmeyer & Nelms   $25

86)    Squirrel skull babie

87)    Andy?

88)    caleb 100000000000000000

89)    Pubic?  I think it's Brad's

90)    Zoey's

91)    Caleb 45

92)    Caleb 45

93)    Brad

94)    Andy

95)    Brad

96)    Untitled—Caleb-- $45 and a pat on the back

97)    i don't know what it is, but it deserves a donut

98)    Baby--Nelms

99)    Ooch!—Nelms--

100)    Some other shit you drawed, Crissss!

101)    Why do I Shine???

102)    Untitled—Caleb--85

103)    Chris Nelms draws stuff then writes on it

104)    Ham and Gams (THANK YA MA'AMs)—Sarah Beckwith --$50

105)    Big Andy for $50—Andy Giannakakis--$50