TED Talk

Hi, welcome to my TED Talk.  Welcome to my TED Talk. Hi.  Did you know there is therapy for people like you?  I’m calling right now.

Hi, welcome to my TED Talk.  Please, lean in.  Hi.

Welcome to my TED Talk.  Let’s talk.  Hi, welcome to my TED Talk.  I hate you.

You’re great.  Welcome to my TED Talk.

Hi, welcome to my TED Talk.

You are out of your fucking brains.

Hi, welcome.  This is my TED Talk.

I am not on Facespace, I am not on you, I probably smell like urine.  Welcome to my TED Talk.  Hi.

Welcome to my TED Talk.  This is it.  You probably don’t know me.  I haven’t met.

Hi.  Welcome to my TED Talk.

This is what I do.  I’m an artist, you’re a band.  I don’t even know anymore.  I want you to some.  Cut it out with the micro-fascism, jerk.  And welcome to my TED Talk.

I feel like a fucking jerk.

Let’s talk about my TED Talk.

Hi.

Welcome.

Who is this guy?  I haven’t been introduced.

Hey.  Hey, guys.  Welcome.

Welcome to my TED Talk.