4 poems 4 the 21st cent

“Friendzoned”

I’m not a homophone, but

America is getting gayed

by skewed poles sexted

Obmaphone to Obamaphone,

and I just don’t think it’s OK.

Kids get real confused on stuff.

“Ask Me About Bitcoins”

Skittletits
Lawsballs

Crying

“If No Genitals Do Not Resuscitate”

‘Well do something useful

and show me your boobs,’

said our wounded hero to useless

medic administering morphine for

his knee stumps freshly formed

by Taliban IED 3/23/2013; useless

babe medic uselessly declined display:

endless horrors of endless wars, thanks

Obama.


"Be American"

what's

a
blossom

what's
a
six

what's
a
angle

from
heaven
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