7 Haiku by George Lucas on The Inspiration for Star Wars

1.

Pewww, Pewww, laser guns--
zzzt, hummm, zzzt, humm, zzzt, lightswords--
Then good conquers evil.

2.

Dagobah bayou.
A mutant inbred midget
Kicks ass. South will rise.

3.

If I didn't know
My sister was my sister
I'd think she was hot.

4.

Like germs, the force is
Invisible but really works.
Spinoza. All one.




5.

In the desert land--
Tall nervous robot, short cool
Robot.--Laughter ensues.

6.

Jawa is Jawa.
Black midgets I guess, hooded.
Make dove sounds. Steal shit.

7.

Bundt-cake sized bunions.
I love this dirty ol' couch.
Where are my Funyuns?